Mrhill06, 50
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Denton, MD, USA
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Just an Uncle... Nothing more...
I work 48-55 hours a week. I'm off on Sundays and Tuesdays. Saturday nights I think I wanna do stuff but I don't drink anymore. It doesn't bother me to be around drinkers as I was a weekend drunk for several years. I wasn't doing awful things, i just got bored with it. Now I just smoke pot in the evenings and watch stuff. All day on Tuesdays. Sundays I'm Uncle Mark. I like being Uncle Mark. It reminds me of what I don't want even though I love those kids. That's why I'm here. I'm good. I'm odd according to society. I need a cool, similarly odd broad to hang out with. Intimacy is your option. I'll never say no but won't care if you're good just to chill and smoke. So that's what I'm looking for. And if you've ever mentioned how if White entertainment television or WET were a thing people would be mad, move along. I hate racism but people who are racist and don't think so and say stuff like the above like they're making good points, chap my a**. You need a raunchy sense of humor and thick skin as well. With that being said, especially my zero tolerance of racism policy... White girls only please... I'm joking, obviously. If that offended you I'm not the one. If it didn't? Then continue on. If you're cute, not sloppy, need to wear glasses and look great in yoga pants and are laughing at this nonsense then hit me up, please...
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
6'00"
Weight
230 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
television, writing
Body Type
a few extra pounds
Movies
indie, mockumentaries, horror, fantasy, drama, comedy, action, murder mysteries, steamy, psychological thrillers, romance, romantic comedy, sci-fi, westerns
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
hazel
Hair Color
light brown
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - do not want kids
Education Level
high school grad
Profession
Other, Sales / Marketing
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
420, socially
Do you drink?
no
I currently live
alone
Socially, I am
comic relief, social butterfly, better in small groups, class clown, shy at first, but warm up quickly, loner, home body
Political Views
independent, socialist, progressive, liberal
Food Related
Diet Every Now & Then, Comfort
Personality
fun loving, hipster, geek, nerd, intellectual, introvert, liberal, loner, lover, clown, artistic, playa hater, redneck, total slacker, white trash
Individuality
artist
Religious Views
Atheist
I'm looking for
fun
My Sign
gemini : may 21-june 20
Pets
Cat, Dog, Fish
Gender
Male
Music
Ska, Alternative Rock, Country, Funk, Hard Rock, Hardcore, Heavy Metal, Hip Hop, Indie, Metal, Motown, Punk, Rap, Reggae, Rock
Hair Style
short hair
Fitness & Sports
pole dancing, basketball, cycling
Languages
English
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